I think I'm a lifelong cryptid enthusiast because I'm nearsighted. Like what do you mean the Zapruder film isn't crystal clear. That's how bigfoot would look to me anyway.
edgeworth: hello i am calling my witness mr seekret murdahrer to the stand
seekret murdahrer: hi i am but an innocent witness. i saw harry willington kill that guy from my window. yes the defendant.
phoenix : oh shit uhhhh fuck i know!!! yes mr murdahrer um you claim to have seen mr willington from your apartment window and yet your apartment has no window!!!!
judge: order!!!!
edgeworth: tut tut tut you see mister wright mr murdahrer does have a window, your building plans are outdated!
phoenix: oh shit. um. i. LOOK AT THIS
judge: what the fuck is this
phoenix: this is a piece of tape! but as you can see, there is dust on this tape!! i picked it up at mr murdahrers apartment! in the dust on the tape you can see the serial number from the murder weapon!!!
seekret murdahrer: *rips off face* GAHHHHHHH fine i did it!!!!!@
judge: ORDER! anyway i find mr willington not guilty!
confetti: *falls*
maya: yayayay mr wright we did it!!!
edgeworth: Phoenix....... I Have Always Felt A Certain..... Way..... Towards You..... As If Our Lives Are Perhaps Intertwined...... This Thought Has Penetrated Me Deeply... And Yet I Find Myself Unable To Resist........
harry willington: wowowow thanks mr wright!!!! now i will go back to the novelty ninja dice factory and work there again!!!!
Tag your age if you wanna bc I was just thinking about how I have used floppy disks before (I'm 25 and used them in elementary computer lab) but my 22 y.o. brother hasn't which is so weird to me like 3 years isn't a long time at all to me
paladin-n-cleric
thom-youngblood
boymiffy
weaver-z
gayteensupreme
sharpknives
louisegluckpdf
tboyswag
raziraphale
horse-on-a-porch
stars-and-birds