name the stars and constellations

name the stars and constellations

jewfrogs

what's the most demented thing you guys got in trouble for in school mine was when an english boy in my class made fun of my name and called my mum a (derogatory word for irish travellers) so i told him my ira uncle was in town and was coming to blow him up after school

ok so nobody got in trouble in school?

‘breaking and entering’ because i went into the library when i wasn’t supposed to be??they called it that very seriously. there was no breaking and entering the door was unlocked like??they called my mom and made me sit in front of the security desk too. i just wanted to read some books i was bored

cashthecomposer

weakgravitywithoutlions that’s a lane url if i’ve ever heard one. it doesn’t even have lions

psychoticallytrans

psychoticallytrans

How often do you clean your glasses (the ones that go on your face)?

More than once a day

Daily

Two to three times a week

Weekly

2-3 times a month

Monthly

Whenever my sight starts getting blurry

You guys clean your glasses?

I do not wear glasses

imagine having glasses and not compulsively cleaning them all day long i go nowhere without my microfiber cloth …man sticky washington had more of an effect on my psyche than i thought

sophie-baybey

sophie-baybey

Congratulations @Worthikids on finishing Season 2 of Bigtop Burger!!

I absolutely love this series, and I ADORE the new mix of Up for the finale, so I made a combined version for the new audio + the missing verses from the original song. And I accidentally a music video for it.

Not uploading this to YouTube or anything, cause I don't want to take away any potential ad revenue from Ian in case he makes an official upload for the new mix. Enjoy nonetheless!

hell yes. like it’s perfect what a great thing

sunshine-fruit-of-the-vine

hogwartzlou

you can tell a lot about someone based on their phone background. it shows what’s most important to them

uss-disaster

Reblog this and put what your phone background in the tags

no it’s jellyfish. they’re not important to me at all i was actually stung by a jellyfish once. i just think the picture looks cool

latest bigtop burger episode is great for people who like to blame andrew lloyd webber for everything

(it’s me i like to do that)bigtop burger HE KILLED THE DINOSAURS ITS HIS FAULT. FIRST LOVE NEVER DIES AND NOW THE DINOSAURS MAN

mikuplushes

teathattast

me when i have to put on forged in fire for my dad’s girlfriend’s dog he is a 13 year old pug and he only wants to watch bearded men make knives forever. he cries if we put on other things

rimonoroni

animentality

werewolftits

this post leaves out the funniest part of this interaction

how is it that this is like *exactly* how Marvel and Disney Star Wars fans talk about movies

don’t think i could even count the amount of pizza places i’ve been to. ‘not more than three in most cities’ what are you talking about i visited a town once that had a total of three places to eat out but that’s like. not a city. certainly not most cities

spydertrans

autisticcosima

my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people

magicoftelevision

thebagelhut

I see this and raise you: getting cards for a wildly different occasion and customizing them to fit the holiday you need

motherhenna

discount-butlins

throwback to the time my partner put in his 2 week notice with a birthday card for a 2 year old

silly-slacker-person

King

kkshowtunes

Once I got a card that said “BEST GREAT GRANPA EVER!!”

I’m a teenager

unscharf-an-den-raendern

this is my favorite bit i do this for all my friends birthdays. i’ve been doing it for so many years it isn’t funny at all anymore but i’m nothing if not dependable so. the bit will continue forever

spydertrans

gefdreamsofthesea

Stolen from Reddit.

Chocolate chip but chocolate chip cookie dough is my favourite. I also had this banana fudge ice cream once that was really good.

banana is in no way a basic flavor but probably banana strawberry or peanut butter are close tho hot take (cold take? ice cream?? help???) chocolate ice cream sucks and chocolate only belongs in ice cream as chips or hot fudge